Okay, so I had this crazy idea to make a fake pee bottle. Don’t ask why, just roll with it. It all started when… well, never mind why. Let’s just say I needed one, and I’m a DIY kind of guy. So, here’s how it all went down.
Gathering the Supplies
First things first, I needed to gather my supplies. Nothing fancy, just stuff I could find around the house or grab from the local store. Here’s my list:

- An empty plastic bottle: I grabbed a small water bottle, the kind with a sports cap. Figured that would be the easiest to work with.
- Some food coloring: Yellow, obviously. Needed to get that “authentic” color.
- Salt: Just regular table salt. Heard this helps with the, uh, realism.
- Warm water: Straight from the tap, nothing special.
- Measuring cup: For volume checking.
- funnel:For pour into bottle easily.
Mixing the “Solution”
Next up, the fun part – mixing the concoction. I started by filling the measuring cup with warm water. filled bottle to about 80% of its capacity . Then, I added a few drops of yellow food coloring. I went slow with this, adding a drop at a time until it looked about right. Didn’t want it looking too fake, you know?
After the coloring, I sprinkled in some salt. I’d read somewhere that this adds some, shall we say, density to the mix. I didn’t measure it precisely, just a good pinch or two. Stirred it all up with the ,until the salt was all dissolved.
Pour and check
I used funnel to put mixture into empty bottle,and check if the cap can be closed * put the fake pee bottle into my pocket to check whether leak or not.
The Finishing Touches
With the “solution” ready, I carefully poured bottle. Screwed the cap on tight, gave it a little shake, and… voila! My very own fake pee bottle. It looked surprisingly convincing, if I do say so myself.
I gotta say, it was a pretty weird project, but also kinda fun. And hey, it worked! Mission accomplished. Would I do it again? Maybe. Depends on the situation, I guess. But for now, I’m keeping my recipe a secret. Just in case.